Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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