Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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