the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
