I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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