Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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