Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Still dying that you shit outside
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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