How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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