who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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