I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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