He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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