she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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