hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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