names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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