He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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