How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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