Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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