real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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