Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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