do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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