I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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