So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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