I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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