How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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