Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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