i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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