Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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