you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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