No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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