turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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