im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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