The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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