I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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Sober January is a disaster.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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