dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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