when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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