did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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