Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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