He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Alive.
So much puke
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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