he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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