Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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