We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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