If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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