ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.