holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian