the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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