I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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