I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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