I want to walk on stilts...naked
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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