in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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