Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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