In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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