Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
do herpes really smell.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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