wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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