so let's talk penis.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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