I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you had me at cake vodka
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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