Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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