woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize