He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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