So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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