Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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